Quaalides Lord of the Ludes T-Shirt

The Lord of the Ludes T-Shirt is not a parody. It’s a prophecy.

Boldly printed across the chest in unmistakable lettering, this shirt makes one claim and doesn’t back down. You’re not here to blend in. You’re here to be mistaken for someone on house arrest—or someone who should be.

Clean white or faded black, soft cotton with just the right weight. No small logos, no subtle details. Just a statement that reads like a punchline and lands like a warning. Perfect for house parties, court appearances, or sitting in the corner of the bar where no one wants to ask what you do for work.

This isn’t just a t-shirt. It’s a title.

The Lord of the Ludes T-Shirt. Wear it like you earned it. Or like you’re about to.