Quaalude Jersey Tanktop

The Quaalude Jersey Tank Top is not for the gym. It’s for looking like you’ve been somewhere worse.

Crisp white cotton with just the right weight to hang low and stay questionable. Classic sleeveless cut. Deep armholes. Slightly dropped neckline. No compression, no contouring—this tank doesn’t try to flatter you. It just doesn’t care.

Front: one quiet Quaaludes logo stamped mid-chest like it’s been there for years. The rest is all open space—room to breathe, sweat, or explain yourself if it ever comes to that. Throw it on with denim, swim trunks, or nothing at all. Either way, someone’s going to assume you’ve had a record expunged.

This isn’t a training piece. It’s a warning label.

The Quaalude Jersey Tank Top – Men’s (White). Wear it like you mean none of it.