Quaalude Kids Hoodie

Before they learn to read, teach them about legacy.

The Quaaludes Kids Hoodie isn’t cute. It’s cult. A pint-sized echo of the golden age of chaos, built for playground legends and kindergarten outlaws. This is for the offspring of those who remember when luxury meant being banned from five hotels and still showing up to the sixth in fur and sunglasses.

Soft enough for naps. Dangerous enough for photo evidence. The Quaaludes logo hits like a bedtime story told by an unreliable narrator — part truth, part myth, all attitude. If you know, you know. And if they don’t, they will.

Start them young. Raise them weird.