Quaaludes Decorative Pillow

Throw PillowsThe Quaaludes Decorative Pillow is not here to match your aesthetic. It’s here to disturb it.

Soft, square, and completely inappropriate for your living room, this pillow features a bold Quaaludes logo front and center—like someone screen-printed a sealed evidence bag and stuffed it with comfort. Toss it on your couch, your bed, your therapist’s chair. Wherever it lands, the vibe shifts.

Looks innocent from a distance. Reads like a cry for help up close.

Perfect for guests you don’t want to stay long, naps that turn into existential spirals, or just watching movies that should’ve been documentaries. This isn’t a pop of color. It’s a warning label wrapped in linen.

The Quaaludes Decorative Pillow. Soft enough to hug. Bold enough to get you side-eyed.

Product features
- 100% Spun polyester for durability and shape retention
- Beige zipper adds a stylish touch to the design
- Shipped unassembled to minimize creasing
- Includes a recycled polyester insert for extra volume
- Double-sided print with a concealed zipper for elegance

Care instructions
- Remove the pillow cover. Pre-treat the stains with soft cloth or bristle brush that had been soaked in warm soapy water. Machine wash, max 40°C (104°F), normal cycle. Do not bleach, tumble dry on low, do not dry-clean. Iron, steam, or dry low heat only. Fluff to reshape when assembling it back together.