Seriously — if we wanted contact, we’d be wearing name tags.
We don’t want to hear from you.
But legally, this page has to exist. So here you go:
Quaaludes.com
Singel 126, 1015AE
Amsterdam
The Netherlands
Email: dont@quaaludes.com
For appearances only.
Use them at your own risk.
Response time: somewhere between “instantly” and “never.”
Now close the tab and go touch grass.