Quaalude Baby Jersey Bib

The Quaalude Baby Jersey Bib is soft, absorbent, and legally questionable in spirit.

Made from smooth jersey cotton and cut for maximum mess containment, it features a clean white base and a bold Quaaludes prescription label across the front—oversized, outdated, and absolutely inappropriate for mealtime. Perfect for babies who spit up frequently and parents who’ve stopped pretending they’re okay.

This isn’t your average bib. It’s a visual cue that feeding time and mental stability are both hanging by a thread. Snap closure in the back. Statement up front. It wipes clean but never forgets. Use it for milk, purée, or just as a conversation-ender at brunch.

The Quaalude Baby Bib. Technically for the child. Emotionally for you.