Quaaludes

Quaaludes is what happens when you steal the keys to the 70s, crash the car into a disco ball, and walk away wearing the wreckage. We didn’t ask for permission to use the name. We didn’t need it. Legends don’t trademark chaos — they survive it. Every Quaalude t-shirt, hoodie, and cap we drop is stitched with the spirit of a generation that danced until the floor gave out and lived like tomorrow was a rumor.

This isn’t nostalgia. It’s a hostile takeover of the good vibes you were promised and never received. Quaaludes isn’t a brand; it’s a relapse into a better era — when music hurt, nights lasted decades, and bad decisions were a valid life plan. You weren’t born too late. You were just waiting for someone reckless enough to bring it back.

Quaaludes. Good vibes only. Until they aren't.