Quaalude Kids T-Shirt

The Quaalude Kids T-Shirt is for the next generation of problems-in-the-making.

Cut from soft, breathable cotton and stamped with the Quaaludes logo across the chest, it’s a bold move in a tiny package. No cartoons. No glitter. Just clean lines, strong branding, and the kind of energy that makes teachers check the parent’s Instagram.

This isn’t a “little legend” shirt. It’s more “future liability.”
Perfect for school drop-offs, uncomfortable family dinners, or just walking around looking like your bedtime is flexible and your attitude isn’t.

The fit is classic. The logo is loud. The vibe is something between “what’s in that juice box” and “don’t ask what they’re being raised on.”

The Quaalude Kids T-Shirt. Because legacy matters.