Quaalude Tote Bag

The Quaalude Tote Bag wasn’t designed for errands. It was built for festivals that should’ve been shut down by now.

Heavy-duty canvas. Long shoulder straps. Massive main compartment with no rules and zero judgment. This is the bag you bring when you’re planning on disappearing for 72 hours and returning with one shoe, five wristbands, and absolutely no idea how you got backstage.

Printed loud with the Quaaludes logo across the front—bold, unapologetic, and not even pretending to be legal. It doesn’t hide. It doesn’t fold neatly. It doesn’t zip shut. You want someone to look inside—and you want them to regret it.

Cram it full of things you’re not supposed to have: unmarked water bottles, phone chargers from 2011, snacks labeled “experimental,” an outfit change you’ll forget to use, and five different stories that won’t hold up in daylight.
This is not a lifestyle bag. This is your go bag.

It doesn’t match your outfit. It is your personality.

The Quaalude Tote Bag. No compartments. No rules. No memory of what happened after the second night.