Quaalude Shower Curtains

The Quaalude Shower Curtain doesn’t belong in a bathroom. It belongs in an evidence locker.

Printed edge to edge with a massive vintage Quaalude prescription label, it turns your shower into a full-scale liability. The font is loud. The dosage is questionable. The vibes are fully illegal. It's not subtle, it's not cute, and it definitely doesn't match your tile. Which is the point.

This isn’t décor—it’s a red flag with a plastic liner. Designed to raise eyebrows from across the hall, it delivers the energy of a 1970s pharmacy raid wrapped around your bathtub. Warning labels. Pill counts. Instructions no one should follow. The whole thing looks like it was ripped off the side of a seized shipping container.

Water-resistant. Conversation-ending. And extremely not safe for guests with professional jobs.

The Quaalude Shower Curtain. May cause side effects. Like attention.