Quaalude Plush Collection

The Quaalude Plush Collection looks innocent from a distance—until you notice the shorts.

Each plush comes dressed in tiny Quaaludes-branded bottoms: full logo pattern, soft cotton fabric, and the kind of design choice that raises eyebrows at baby showers. These aren’t toys. They’re soft-spoken scandals.

Choose your favorite offender:
– The Bear: cuddly, classic, clearly holding onto something
– The Bunny: long ears, soft stare, suspiciously silent
– The Elephant: huge memory, zero judgment
– The Sheep: fluffy, blank-faced, possibly overmedicated
– Eddy: no species, no backstory, just vibes

Whether you’re buying one or collecting the whole crew, this lineup is made for shelves, beds, and chaotic energy. They're cute, plush, and slightly problematic—just how we like it.

Not recommended for children. Highly recommended for people who grew up too fast and still want something soft to hold while the world burns.

The Quaalude Plush Collection. Hug responsibly.