Quaaludes Swim Trunks

Not for the beach. For the aftermath of the beach. The Quaaludes Swim Trunks are engineered for sun-fried hallucinations, rooftop hangovers, and conversations you don’t remember agreeing to. Cut in bleached white like a memory you repressed, stamped with the Quaalude logo on the left thigh like a rehab admission form.

These aren’t for swimming. They’re for floating. Physically, metaphorically, socially.

Part of the Quaalude Summer collection—because summer isn’t a season, it’s a side effect.