Quaalude Socks

he Quaalude Socks aren’t an afterthought. They’re a full-blown relapse in textile form.

Printed top to toe with the Quaaludes logo in an allover pattern, they turn something as innocent as socks into a walking liability. Every step is a red flag. Every glance down is a reminder that some things—like good taste and federal bans—are meant to be ignored.

These aren’t “fun” socks. They’re unapologetic, overbranded, and slightly incriminating. Soft stretch cotton, snug around the calf, with enough flex to sit under denim or peek out from under suit trousers like you just left a courtroom or a nightclub. Either works.

Wear them with sneakers and pretend you’re chill. Wear them with loafers and ruin brunch. These socks do not blend. They broadcast.

Perfect for people who want to start trouble, quietly, from the ankle down.

The Quaalude Socks – Allover Logo. Technically legal. For now.