Quaaludes Plush Blanket

BlanketsThe Quaaludes Velveteen Plush Blanket is soft, warm, and deeply questionable.

Printed edge-to-edge with the Quaaludes logo like it was seized from a pharmaceutical crime scene and repurposed for naps, this blanket doesn’t whisper “comfort”—it mutters “don’t ask.” Velvety to the touch, suspicious by design, it’s perfect for draping over your couch, your bed, or whoever made it through the night with you.

Wrap yourself in it after bad decisions. Pull it over your head during family visits. Use it to ghost someone mid-conversation. It looks cozy. It feels cozy. But the message it sends is absolutely not.

This isn’t a throw blanket. It’s a red flag with stitching.

The Quaaludes Velveteen Plush Blanket. Soft enough to soothe. Loud enough to get you uninvited.