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Quaaludes Jersey Tank

Alennushinta€39,95

Some tanks are made for working out. This one’s made for tapping out. The Quaaludes Jersey Tank isn’t here to motivate you—it’s here to remind you that ambition is overrated and hydration is mostly aesthetic.

Cut like an old gym uniform repurposed by a dropout who got too attractive to care, the tank comes in white, stamped with the Quaalude logo across the chest—bold, unlicensed energy. It’s breathable, lightweight, and perfectly non-technical. Whether you're courtside or couch-locked, it performs exactly the same: low expectations, high charisma.

Ideal for sun-dazed afternoons, fake workouts, real hangovers, and third-day festival sightings. Wear it when you want people to ask what you do, and you say “nothing,” and it sounds impressive.

Part of the Quaalude Summer Collection. Because tanks aren’t seasonal. They’re a mood.

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Quaaludes Jersey Tank
Quaaludes Jersey Tank Alennushinta€39,95