Quaaludes Pickleball Set

What started as a casual hobby for retirees has now been claimed by the chemically disinterested. The Quaaludes Pickleball Set isn’t about fitness. It’s about distraction. A minimalist white set stamped with the Quaalude logo, built for low-stakes conflict and passive-aggressive cardio.

Each paddle feels like a broken promise with grip. Each ball floats through the air like a vague thought. The full set comes housed in a carry case so you can pretend this is something you do, even if it's really just a flex for weekends at overpriced Airbnbs.

Perfect for rooftop matches, recreational delusion, or pretending you're active in front of people you want to impress. No actual skill required—just a tolerance for sunlight and a decent serve.

Part of the Quaalude Summer Collection. Because wellness is a performance.

Product features
- 100% wood paddles with comfortable handles
- Vibrant colors for eye-catching designs
- Includes two paddles and two plastic balls
- Portable carry bag for easy transportation
- Same design on both sides of the paddles

Care instructions
- Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt