Quaalude Pajamas Set

The Quaalude Pajama Set is proof that sleepwear can be both comfortable and deeply suspicious.

Full-pattern Quaaludes logos from collar to cuff, like you fell asleep on evidence and woke up iconic. The fabric’s soft enough to blur timelines, loose enough to suggest you didn’t come home alone. Matching top and bottom, cut just oversized enough to look like a bad idea you’ve had before.

It’s not cozy. It’s calculated.

This set isn’t inspired by vintage—it is vintage energy. The kind of thing someone might’ve worn on a couch in the 70s, sipping something sweet, slurring something sloppier. Yes, Bill Cosby would’ve approved. No, that’s not the compliment it used to be.

Wear it to bed, to breakfast, or to ignore someone on a Sunday. However you move in it, the vibe stays the same: you’re off the clock, but still a threat.

The Quaalude Pajama Set – Women’s. Unbothered. Unapologetic. And probably inadmissible.