Quaaludes Board Short

Technically, these are board shorts. But they haven’t seen a surfboard since the Nixon administration—and that’s exactly the point. The Quaaludes Board Short is a callback to the era of half-baked ambition, sunburned rebellion, and never actually catching a wave because the conversation by the cooler got too interesting.

Cut long, loose, and just structured enough to suggest you once had plans, this white edition features the signature Quaalude logo on the leg—like a patch of authority on a garment that answers to no one. They sit somewhere between “beach-ready” and “can’t legally drive,” and they move like you’re not trying too hard, because you're not.

These shorts aren’t about performance. They’re about presence. An outfit for drifting through beach towns, forgetting names, and staying just sober enough to make it through dinner without incident.

Part of the Quaalude Summer Collection—a series of garments that ask nothing of you but commitment to the vibe.