Quaalude Stickers

Contraband for your laptop, lighter, or legally questionable briefcase.

The Quaalude Stickers pack isn’t here to decorate — it’s here to incriminate. Glossy, durable, and aggressively collectible, these decals turn any surface into a silent nod to a brand that should’ve been shut down in 1978 but somehow got louder.

Each sticker is a piece of the myth. Slap one on and say nothing. The people who get it won’t ask.

Zero context. Maximum suspicion.