Quaalude Coffee Mug

The Quaalude Coffee Mug is not here to wake you up. It’s here to remind you what you did last night.

Ceramic. Glossy. White with a black Quaaludes logo printed like it belongs in a pharmacy that got shut down mid-scandal. This is the mug that sits on your desk during HR calls, therapy sessions, and the kind of breakfasts where no one makes eye contact.

It holds coffee, sure. But it also holds silence, suspicion, and the unspoken truth that caffeine is the only thing keeping you out of legal trouble.

Perfect for slow mornings, faster exits, and conversations that start with “Are you okay?”
Dishwasher safe. Emotionally unstable.

The Quaalude Coffee Mug. Sip responsibly. Or don’t.

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Generic brand, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Care instructions: Clean in dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap