Quaalude Leggings

The Quaalude Leggings are not subtle, not supportive, and not here to motivate you.

They’re here to remind everyone that comfort and consequences can absolutely coexist. Covered top to toe in a relentless Quaaludes logo pattern, these full-length leggings don’t whisper wellness—they broadcast regret in Helvetica. High-waisted. Tight as memory. Stretch fabric that moves with you, even when your decisions don’t.

These aren’t made for yoga. They’re made for skipping it. For long walks to nowhere. For standing in line looking completely unapproachable. Wear them with a trench coat, a crop top, or nothing but last night’s eyeliner. Either way, you’re making an entrance.

Soft enough to live in. Bold enough to get kicked out in. And loud enough to answer every question with just the print.

The Quaalude Leggings. Don’t run in them. Run from them.