Quaalude Relaxing Scented Candle

The Quaalude Relaxing Scented Candle is not for setting the mood—it is the mood.

Strike a match, light it up, and watch the room melt into something that feels like velvet, bad decisions, and the opening scene of a scandal. This candle isn’t here to “soothe.” It’s here to signal that tonight’s about to go completely off-script.

The scent? Think warm linen, expensive perfume left on unfamiliar sheets, and the distant memory of saying “just one more.” It fills the space with pre-regret energy—the perfect blend of comfort and chaos. The kind of candle you burn when clothes are optional, names are forgettable, and tomorrow’s going to be nothing but fog and filtered selfies.

Glass jar. Minimalist label. Maximum intent.

Light it when you want the night to escalate. Blow it out when you don’t want to remember how it ended.

The Quaalude Relaxing Scented Candle. Smells like you’re about to make a scene—and forget it by morning.