Quaalude Tote Bag

he Quaalude Tote Bag is big, bold, and built to carry more than just groceries.

Printed with a full-size vintage Quaaludes prescription label, this heavy-duty canvas tote looks like it came straight from a pharmacy that lost its license in 1978. It's oversized, easy to carry, and loud enough to turn a quiet trip to the store into a minor public spectacle.

Perfect for housewives who’ve had enough, or anyone who likes their errands with a side of suspicion. Fits everything from snacks to scandal—plus about 40 bottles of Quaaludes if you're counting. The label is oversized, the straps are strong, and the energy is somewhere between unbothered and slightly dangerous.

Take it to the market, the gym, the school run, or court. It doesn’t care where it goes, as long as someone notices.

The Quaalude Tote Bag. It holds a lot. Especially attention.