Quaalude Distressed Vintage Cap

The Quaalude Distressed Vintage Cap looks like it’s been through something. Probably because it has.

Faded, worn, and questionably legal in a few jurisdictions, this is the kind of cap that shows up in old photographs you don’t remember taking. The brim’s already curved like you’ve owned it for years. The distressing? Authentic enough to raise questions. The Quaaludes logo? Front and center, stitched like a signature on a forged check.

This isn’t fashion—it’s evidence. A throwback to when things were better, or at least blurrier. Wear it low. Keep your head down. Let the name do the talking.

The Quaalude Distressed Vintage Cap. Looks stolen. Feels earned.