Quaalude Lunch Box

The Quaalude Lunch Box is for people who bring their own trouble.

A matte white base with a smooth wooden lid, stamped boldly with Quaaludes across the top like it was never meant to be FDA approved. Minimal, clean, and suspiciously well-made, this isn’t for school lunches—it’s for leftovers you didn’t cook and stories you’re not sharing.

The lid seals tight. The logo does not. It shouts. In meetings, on breakroom shelves, in the fridge where someone’s definitely going to open it just to see what kind of person owns this.

Pack snacks. Pack pills. Pack alibis. It’s not about what you carry. It’s about who sees it.

The Quaalude Lunch Box. Eat your chaos cold.