Quaalude Snapback Cap

The Quaalude Snapback Cap is the kind of hat that looks like it belongs to someone with a sealed record and a strong alibi.

Flat-brimmed, high-crowned, and stitched with Quaaludes dead center like a dare, it doesn’t try to blend in. It’s a nod to something that probably shouldn't be referenced at all. Crisp angles. Stark presence. And the kind of energy that says you’ve been kicked out of at least one venue for “vibes.”

This isn’t the hat you grab on the way out. It’s the one that makes the exit worth watching.

The fabric holds its shape like your version of the story. Snap closure in the back, because you don’t trust permanence. Offered in a lineup of cold, calculated tones:

• Dark Heather for the ones who sit in the corner and see everything.

• Heather Gray/Black when you're keeping things split.

• Heather Grey for staying neutral while still being right.

• White when you want to look clean and act otherwise.

No fake vintage. No distressing. This cap will age the way it should—badly, but with stories.

The Quaalude Snapback Cap. Looks official. It is.