Quaalude Stainless Steel Flask

The Quaalude Stainless Steel Flask is not for hydration. It’s for handling things.

Brushed steel, pocket-sized, and deliberately unbranded—except for the word Quaaludes, etched into the front like a warning left by someone who knew better. This isn’t a novelty item. It’s a travel companion for people who hate small talk and pack light regret.

Discreet enough for coat pockets, glove compartments, or desk drawers that don’t get opened during meetings. Cold to the touch, warm when it counts. No gimmicks. No bright colors. Just a stainless steel vessel for whatever you’re not supposed to be drinking right now.

It doesn’t ask what time it is. It asks why you care.

The Quaalude Stainless Steel Flask. Do not use responsibly.