Quaalude Laptop Sleeve

The Quaalude Laptop Sleeve doesn’t protect your data—it protects your reputation.

Padded, zippered, and printed with a full vintage Quaaludes prescription label, this sleeve turns your laptop into a controlled substance. Minimalist shape, maximum side-eye. It slides easily into your bag but refuses to go unnoticed once it’s out.

Designed for people who open their device in cafés, meetings, or courtrooms and enjoy making everyone else slightly uncomfortable. Fits most standard laptops, tablets, or sealed documents you probably shouldn’t be traveling with.

Sleek. Soft. Slightly incriminating.

The Quaalude Laptop Sleeve. You’ll never look like you’re just checking email again.