Quaalude Baby Changing Pad Cover

The Quaalude Baby Changing Pad Cover makes every diaper change feel like a minor drug bust.

Printed with a giant vintage Quaaludes prescription label across a soft white base, this cover turns your changing station into something between a nursery and an evidence table. Stretch fit. Easy to wash. Hard to explain. Designed for babies who cry during changes and parents who cry after.

Made from a smooth, breathable fabric that’s gentle on the baby but deeply alarming to guests, it fits standard pads and fits your overall refusal to pretend parenting is cute. The logo is oversized. The mood is exhausted. And the energy is very much “I haven’t slept since the baby was born and I’ve stopped lying about it.”

The Quaalude Changing Pad Cover. It won’t help—but at least it looks like it gets the joke.