Quaalude Heavy Hoodie

The Quaalude Heavy Hoodie is less “cozy night in” and more “I plead the fifth.”

Built from heavyweight cotton that feels like a padded alibi, this hoodie isn’t made for lounging. It’s made for vanishing into yourself at airport security, holding eye contact for too long, and walking out of situations without saying a word. Stamped across the chest with a bold Quaaludes logo—no explanation, no timeline, just the name. Like someone tried to erase it and failed.

The fit is oversized. The energy is off. Thick drawstrings, reinforced seams, and a hood that covers your past and most of your face. The kangaroo pocket isn’t for your hands—it’s for secrets, lighters, and whatever else you “found.” It wears like something issued by a defunct pharmaceutical cartel that still has an underground fanbase.

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a blackout you can wear.

Put it on after a long night. Or before one. It doesn’t matter. You’re already guilty.

The Quaalude Heavy Hoodie – Men’s. Too heavy for jogging. Perfect for disappearing.