Quaalude Desk Mouse Pad

The Quaalude Desk Mouse Pad doesn’t improve productivity. It just makes your desk look like it’s seen some things.

Extended size. Smooth surface. Printed edge to edge with the Quaaludes logo like a classified ad for bad judgment. It’s the kind of thing you lay down under a laptop, a drink, and a few unanswered emails. Clean enough to look intentional. Loud enough to raise questions.

Not ergonomic. Not motivational. Just oversized, slightly menacing, and absolutely unnecessary in the best possible way.

Whether you're clicking through spreadsheets or questionable tabs, this pad keeps things smooth, steady, and suspicious.

The Quaalude Desk Mouse Pad. Moves well. Says nothing.