Quaaludes Lemon 714 T-Shirt - Nr4

Number 4 is for the dangerously overlooked.
The fourth drink. The fourth breakdown. The fourth time you said “this time it’ll be different” while ordering polyester at 3AM.

This shirt isn’t here to help. It’s here to haunt.
Stamped with the infamous Lemon 715, and branded with a number that screams:
“I wasn’t supposed to be here... and yet, here I am. Thriving in synthetic fabric.”

Wearing Number 4 gives you:
• VIP access to your own downward spiral
• The confidence of someone who peaked in '73
• A shirt that gets more compliments than your personality ever did

Note:
Number 4 was banned from three cult meetings for "excessive grooving" and “inappropriate eye contact with a lava lamp.”

Care instructions:
Do not bleach. Do not summon spirits. Dry flat in shame.

Don’t expect a shirt with a number on it — expect something with that number... and a dangerously soft vibe.