Quaalude Baseball Cap

The Quaalude Baseball Cap is not just a hat. It’s the last thing you put on before everything goes sideways.

Crisp white. Curved brim. Stitched with Quaaludes in bold black—dead center, no disclaimers. It’s the kind of cap that looks clean from across the room, then hits harder up close. Inspired by the color of your favorite Lamborghini right before it wrapped itself around a mailbox.

Unstructured crown. Adjustable strap. Built to sit low over your eyes when you don’t want to be recognized, but still want to be remembered. It doesn’t say “team.” It doesn’t say “club.” It says you’ve been somewhere, done something, and probably shouldn’t be wearing this in front of your lawyer.

This isn’t fashion. It’s evidence.

The Quaalude Baseball Cap. White like wealth. Branded like a sealed indictment.