Quaalude Biker Shorts

The Quaalude Biker Shorts weren’t made for fitness—they’re made for flashbacks.

High-waisted, skin-tight, and printed head to hem in a full Quaaludes logo pattern, these shorts don’t ask you to move. They assume you already did something you’re legally not allowed to discuss. Made with a soft stretch blend that hugs like a secret and wears like intent.

These aren’t athleisure. They’re evidence. The kind of piece you throw on with a crop top, oversized blazer, or no explanation whatsoever. Walk into the room like you didn’t RSVP. Leave like you own the building.

Designed for going nowhere fast, or looking like you just came from somewhere you shouldn't have been.

The Quaalude Biker Shorts. Comfort with consequences.