Quaalude Bikini

The Quaalude Bikini is not for tanning. It’s for leaving the party with someone else’s sunglasses and no explanation.

Allover Quaaludes logo print—loud, repetitive, and slightly incriminating. Triangle top with minimal coverage. Low-rise bottoms that sit just right. Finished with thin elastic bands in either blackout black or ambulance red. You choose the mood: disappear or get noticed.

This isn’t a bikini for beaches with lifeguards. It’s for rooftops with no railing, jacuzzis at 3AM, and the kind of heat that doesn’t come from the sun. Looks bootleg, feels expensive, and wears like you’ve already done something wrong.

The Quaalude Bikini is the uniform for girls who ghost group chats and flirt like a misdemeanor.

Available in black or red. Neither are safe.