Quaalude Capri Leggings

The Quaalude Capri Leggings don’t go full-length—because you don’t stay that long.

Cut just below the knee and covered in a full Quaaludes logo pattern, these leggings walk the line between loungewear and psychological warfare. High-waisted. Stretch fit. Zero apologies. The fabric moves with you, but the print stays loud. From yoga class to grocery runs to unexplained absences, these hit harder than anything you're actually doing in them.

They’re not designed for performance. They’re designed for suspicion. Pair them with a hoodie, a blazer, or someone else’s t-shirt. Doesn’t matter. The message is already clear: you're comfortable, and someone should be worried about that.

The Quaalude Capri Leggings. Not full-length, but fully loaded.