Quaalude Mesh Cap

The Quaalude Mesh Cap is what happens when a trucker hat gets into pharmaceuticals.

Available in black (for denial) or red (for escalation), this is the only piece of headwear designed to make your therapist uncomfortable. Breathable mesh back. Structured front. Curved brim. Stitched with Quaaludes across the face like a warning label that somehow passed inspection.

It doesn’t pretend to be vintage. It just skipped the part where it asked for permission.

This is not your dad’s trucker hat—unless your dad kept a stash in the glovebox and once got banned from a bowling alley for reasons no one will explain. Wear it forward, backward, or sideways off the dash of a car you shouldn't be driving. It works best when paired with sunglasses, bad ideas, and absolutely no explanation.

The Quaalude Mesh Cap. Pick a color. Lose control.