Quaalude Rubber Yoga Mat

The Quaalude Rubber Yoga Mat is not here to help you find peace. It’s here to remind you that self-care is a performance.

Covered corner to corner in an allover Quaaludes logo pattern, this mat turns every stretch into a red flag. Minimal thickness, maximum attitude—this isn’t some pastel escape from the world. It’s a branded landing pad for whoever you become after the warm-up ends.

The rubber is dense, grippy, and slightly confrontational. Sweat-resistant. Thought-resistant. Built for people who don’t believe in balance unless it’s financial. Whether you’re holding a pose or holding back tears, the mat stays grounded—even if you don’t.

Perfect for hot yoga, cold silence, or rehearsing your exit from someone else's apartment. It rolls tight, travels light, and looks like something you shouldn’t have access to.

The Quaalude Yoga Mat. Inner peace sold separately.