Quaaludes Lemon 714 T-Shirt - Nr100

This is Nr100 — the shirt for people who shouldn’t own a credit card.
It’s wildly overpriced, aggressively unnecessary, and oozing with the kind of chaotic sexual energy usually reserved for cult leaders and washed-up rockstars.
Buying this shirt is not a purchase. It’s a diagnosis.

Who wears Nr100?
– People banned from Uber for “aura-related issues”
– Individuals who consider arson “performance art”
– Sexy lunatics who speak exclusively in red flags

This shirt doesn’t care about your rent.
This shirt is the rent.
And when you wear it, you don’t just walk into the room. You kick the f*cking door off its hinges.

Why is it so expensive?
Because it’s not a t-shirt.
It’s a lifestyle warning, wrapped in cotton and priced to filter out the cowards.

Specs:

• Fit: unisex, deranged

• Fabric: probably illegal

• Front: Lemon 714 – Nr100

• Back: nothing but the scent of danger

Buy it if:
– You want to ruin brunch
– You seduce through confusion
– You believe in love at first psychotic episode

Care instructions:
Don’t wash it. Let your chaos marinate.

No, you're not getting a shirt. You're getting a numbered experience disguised as merch.