Quaaludes Long Sleeve Kids Tee

This isn’t for recess. It’s for reputation.

The Quaaludes Long Sleeve Kids Tee reads like a sealed file — clean, sharp, and suspiciously ahead of its time. Built for small frames with oversized attitude, it’s the kind of shirt that makes teachers take a second look and relatives ask questions you don’t answer.

No mascots, no message — just the unmistakable Quaaludes insignia, center-stage like a low-key warning label. Layer it, live in it, pass it down like a whispered rumor from one misunderstood sibling to the next.

Because some kids don’t outgrow the myth. They inherit it.